Tuesday, February 15, 2011

Hey guys, I found it...

The other day we were in desperate need of dog food, so we went to one of my least favorite stores: Wal-Mart. We hurried in, grabbed said dog food and scouted for the shortest line ....


and as we were chattin' it up, looking at gum and gazing at the chapstick, I saw it. The heavens shown down in all their fluorescent glory and time stood still as the busy noise of shoppers in the background faded into silence. There at Wal-Mart, on the bottom shelf, next to the checkout where they sell the alcohol and tobacco products, was IT, something I have wanted since I was 11 years old.


Who knew you could pick up the Cure for Diabetes and dog food at the same store?!